I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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