She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize
