I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize
