i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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