He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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