As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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