is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize