I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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