People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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