it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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