today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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