we're blogging at a bar
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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