have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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