I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
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