He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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