Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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