that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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