everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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