if i can run in heels then i can drive
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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