Those balls look pretty dangerous.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
So vagazzling was a success
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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