So drunk, too bad you don't want this
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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