Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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