WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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