Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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