they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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