So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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