i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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