I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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