So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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