i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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