Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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