ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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