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say what?
wanna hang out?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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