after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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