Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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