so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I think I just sharted jello shots
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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