she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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