So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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