Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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