Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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