The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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