I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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