Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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