do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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