I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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