She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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