I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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