i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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