rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You're like the curious george of whores
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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