That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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