dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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