White coat. Heels.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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