well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I don't deserve a penis
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
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