adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
We're using joints as your birthday candles
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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