There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Say something about gay babies.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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