Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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