Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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